Rob Crow was the singer and guitarist of Heavy Vegetable, a San Diego band that showed
promise with each of the four tracks on the
EP A Bunch of Stuff (The Way Out Sound, 1993), particularly
Doesn't Mean Shit, and then redefined progressive hardcore on
The Amazing Undersea Adventures Of Aqua Kitty And Friends (Cargo, 1994).
Instrumental dexterity and harmonic imagination turn brief songs like
Couch,
Lactose Adept and
Black Suit into manifestos of a new genre.
And Head Rush is even catchy.
Frisbie (Cargo, 1995) is more progressive than punk. The band plays its
(28) songs with the seriousness of a jazz combo,
although the songs maintain their frantic
and angry identity. The album is still a machine-gun parade of short songs, but
the lengthy Going Steady With The Limes seemed to open new horizons.
Instead, the band dissolved.
Rob Crow recorded the "lo-fi" Lactose Adept (Cargo, 1996) along the
same style and then Spotlight On Optiganally Yours (Cargo, 1997), a bizarre
experiment with a keyboard called "optigan" in collaboration with Pea Hix.
The two would give it a follow-up, again credited to Optiganally Yours (although
replacing the optigan with other bizarre instruments), on
Presents Exclusively Talentmaker (Absolutely Kosher, 2000), occasionally
pop (Held), but more often brooding (Song For America), with
nods at new age music (the sounds of nature on Oar) and to
Morricone's soundtracks (The Last Ride Of the Pony Express).
In between, Crow formed the acoustic trio Thingy with another Vegetable veteran,
singer Elea Tenuta.
The EP Staring Contest (Headhunter, 1996) contains a handful of
wonderful ditties like Pony and Cutest Baby, and
the album
Songs About Angels, Evil, And Running Around On Fire (Cargo, 1997)
contains 24 brief tunes, including the anthemic Destroy All Music.
The childish madness of Half Japanese
wed to the melancholy soulfulness of
Young Marble Giants.
Thingy expanded to a quartet for the full-length
To The Innocent (Absolutely Kosher, 1999), and the rhythm section
of bassist Jason Soares and drummer Mario Rubalcaba (who used to be in
legendary punk outfit Clikatat Ikatowi of Orchestrated and Conducted fame) often steals the show
from the singers. The comatose tone of the singers, that evokes boredom and
desolation the way Lydia Lunch used to,
contrasts with the progressive-rock acrobatics of the players
(Ballpoint Pen).
The album marks Crow's return to Heavy Vegetable form.
This Is Pinback (Ace Fu, 1999) is a collaboration between Crow and
Three Mile Pilot's Armistead Burwell Smith IV
Tripoli, one of Crow's artistic peaks, is a somnolent lullaby that
repeats in a hypnotic manner employing vocal harmonies reminiscent of the
Renaissance song.
The subdued, dreamy tone persists throughout the album, affecting the
the anemic plantation blues Charborg,
the tenderly psychotic Chaos Engine (with the counterpoint of a vintage "acid" organ and a discrete drum machine),
the half-song mantra of Loro,
the martial cabaret-like philosophical poem Rousseau,
the relatively propulsive and catchy Crutch (whose refrain takes three
minutes to soar)
and the closer Montaigne, by far the most complex architecture,
an austere Joni Mitchell-esque piano ballad with wavering gospel organ
and a lengthy loose jamming coda.
Drummer Cameron Jones joined Pinback in 2000 and the trio released
the single Loro (ace-fu, 2000) and
the EP Some Voices (Tree, 2000), whose title-track became one of their
live staples.
Pinback returned with Blue Screen Like (Ace Fu, 2001),
a confused work that, again, mixes post-rock, psychedelic-rock
and folk-rock but hardly coins a personal language out of that fusion style,
and with the EP
Some Voices (Absolutely Kosher, 2002), an appendix to that album.
Their artistic zenith was in fact reached by another EP,
Offcell (Absolutely Kosher, 2003), boasting "electronic" arrangements,
thanks to
the soothingly melodic and hypnotic Microtonic Wave (reminiscent of the
new wave of the 1970s, from Television to
Police)
the post-rock ballad Victorious D (an alternation of tender and vibrant moods),
the soulful and elegant B (reminiscent of vocal groups of the Sixties such as the Hollies)
and the eleven-minute mini-opera Grey Machine, blending
psychedelic trance and soul singing.
Rob Crow's talent is undeniable, but he seems determined to scatter it and
waste it in the most grotesque manner.
As the number of projects increases (Physics, Alpha Males, Goblin Cock, Advertising), Crow's focus decreases (a simple physical law).
His second solo album My Room Is A Mess (Absolutely Kosher, 2003) sounds like
an even more confused summary of all the other projects. It rarely coalesces
and often sounds unfinished. The catchier tunes
(Some Things, Over the Summer, A Subtle Kiss)
are Brit-pop for kids who don't have the money to buy import CDs, and the
"experiments" are as experimental as Britney Spears' B-sides.
Physics is documented on
Physics2 (1998),
2.7.98 (2001),
1999-11-21 (2002) and
³ (2018).
Pinback finally delivered gutsy songs on
Summer In Abaddon (Touch & Go, 2004), that almost sounds like the
the rebellious alter-ego of the depressed debut album, replete with
melodic progressions and hard riffs.
Non Photo-Blue (the lead track) sounds like an amateurish version of Police, and This Red Book
sounds like a twisted cover of a song from Beatles' Abbey Road,
and the slicker 3x0 evokes the prog-pop of the Electric Light Orchestra,
but elsewhere Pinback concocts charming structures,
whispering Syracuse over irregular drumming, neoclassical piano and almost Middle-eastern strumming,
weaving the tale of Fortress around jangling guitars and mellow folk vocals,
whining AFK over disjointed guitar and drums,
crafting the emotional crescendo of 3x0 via a subtle interplay of piano, vocals, drums and guitar,
However, even then, they are not exactly revolutionary. Pinback's music does
better as background music than as individual songs.
The mood prevails on the music: the album is a jelly of eccentric
retro-refrains delivered in a cold spleen.
Rob Crow's side projects continued to multiply.
Goblin Cock released
Bagged And Boarded (Absolutely Kosher, 2005), his loudest
power-pop record yet, followed by
Come with Me If You Want to Live (2008).
The Ladies, a collaboration with Hella's drummer Zach Hill, released
They Mean Us (Temporary Residence, 2006), mostly devoted to Mandatory Psycho-Freakout.
Crow had already worked with Zach Hill on the two Holy Smokes albums,
Masculine Drugs and Talk To Your Kids About the Gangs (2006).
Pinback's Nautical Antiques (Ace Fu, 2006) is a collection of b-sides and rarities.
Rob Crow's third solo album, Living Well (Temporary Residence, 2007),
continued to dilute material (as it happens with every prolific artist whose
name is not Leonardo or Mozart), but simple tunes such as I Hate You
evoke the best moments of Pinback in a way that the previous solo albums failed
to do.
Other Men was almost a reunion of Heavy Vegetables as it featured Crow,
drummer Manolo Turner and bassist Travis Nelson. Their first album,
Despite the fact that Crow's best material was scattered among so many
different releases, Wake Up Swimming (Robcore, 2007), managed
to assemble enough vigor from the players and overcome the weak material.
Pinback definitely came out of its post-rock shyness on
Autumn of the Seraphs (Touch & Go, 2007).
By now Pinback excelled at both penning facile ditties such as
From Nothing to Nowhere (their most frenzied song yet)
or Subbing for Eden or Off by 50
and at sculpting slightly angular songs such as
the Devil You Know (that swings between hard-blues and light-pop styles),
or Blue Harvest (typical of their mesmerizing vocal progressions, discontinuities and harmonies, against an insistent Police-like riff),
or the ballad Good to Sea,
or the syncopated Barnes,
or the piano elegy Bouqet,
or Walters (that starts as a soft ballads and ends as a tense boogie),
that don't quite fit any definition.
Each is just another disorienting twist in an album of twisted ideas.
Crow then decided to delve into heavy metal with a new band,
Goblin Cock, that released
Bagged And Boarded (2005) and
Come With Me If You Want to Live (Robcore, 2009).
Rob Crow's solo album
He Thinks He's People (2011) boasts the usual second-rate refrains
(like Prepare to Be Mined) but truly excels at
dark humor
(Locking Seth Putnam in Hot Topic,
I'd Like to Be There).
Pinback's Sherman (2012) was another notable addition to Crow's canon,
included on Information Retrieved (2012).
Thingy returned with Morbid Curiosity (2018).
Optiganally Yours returned with
O.Y. in Hi-Fi (2018)
Crow also launched the satirical project Anal Trump that released
That Makes Me Smart! (2016),
To All the Broads I've Nailed Before (2017),
If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration (2017),
If You Wanted To Qualify For Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gotten Raped? (2017),
and
Make America Say Merry Christmas Again (2017).
Gloomy Place debuted with
You're Doomed - Be Nice (2016),
Third Act Problems with
The Sun Setting Over the Argosy Book Store (2018),
Snotnose
with
A Distraction (2018).
Goblin Cock is also documented on Necronomidonkeykongimicon (2016) and Roses on the Piano (2018).
Byre debuted with the five-song EP
Here In Dead Lights (2018).
Crow and John Reis concocted Plosivs (2022).